not been 22 for a while

lizardsister:

i just know he would make up LGBT discourse on here that we could only DREAM of

Anonymous said:

i hit my friend on purpose at school when i was 15, he wouldnt quit fucking with my computer. i got suspended for 3 days because i broke his nose. i didnt mean to break his nose, but i did mean to hit him. i convinced my friends and family (including that friend) that i didnt mean to hit him. i was smart enough not to hit anyone at school after that but i kinda regret not. im still in touch with that friend, he's kinda weird about me being trans but more in a clumsy well meaning way not an outright transphobic way. id fuck him if he asked

potroasted:

nyancrimew:

peace and love on planet earth

serialpoet:

what-the-wound-remembers:

Please Pour Some Rain! (2018) by Taiwanese textile and quilt artist, Lin Hsin-Chen (born in 1974)

[ID: an image of a quilt portraying a dandelion growing through rocks. The quilting pattern has been done in concentric circles, mimicking raindrops on a puddle or lake. End ID]

Anonymous said:

let me guess youre into crossdressers too right?

chimpanzeedotcom:

I am a bisexual man this is kinda like asking a dog if he likes going on walks

kurganfilledwithbearbones:

trans-cuchulainn:

trans-cuchulainn:

trans-cuchulainn:

trans-cuchulainn:

trans-cuchulainn:

reading a book with a medieval setting and i was v excited for it BUT these characters have such modern hangups about touch and personal space that i keep forgetting it’s meant to be the fourteenth century. lads. get in bed together, it’s cold.

like this man is freaking out about sleeping next to someone (for warmth) because he has never shared a bed before

sir??? you are from the fourteenth century??? surely this is not such a novelty to you

also so far christianity does not exist in this book. we have not even so much as mentioned passing a church while travelling.

i repeat: sir, you are from the fourteenth century,

#I know there’s suspension if disbelief #but why make that the setting if you’re just going to ignore all the rules? #why not go in for ‘and there was only one bed with five other people in it’ debauchery (via @cardboardcupcake)

honestly i need somebody to write “there was only one bed with five other people in it” immediately, that sounds like it’s either going to be incredibly full of repressed yearning, incredibly funny, or just an orgy, and i would love to see it go in any and all of those directions

#ok five people in the bed. the two on the outside are in the one bed trope #the two on in inside are also in a one bed trope #but they’re separated by the middle person #who’s genuinely dying of hypothermia and it’s kind of bringing down the vibe

@fis-paprikas this made me snort-laugh, thank you

there are also several sheep and a cow in the same room for heating purposes. can’t forget those

velocirapity64:

the power of christ isn’t even that compelling if i’m being honest

iguessweallcrazyithinktho:

bassiter2:

this is so beautiful

pokituu:

assorted ornamental birds! (2021)

ozcarr:

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

adventuregameprotagonist:

trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying “hmm…i don’t think those two things go together”

licensehaver:

licensehaver:

licensehaver:

licensehaver:

bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm

my dad is having an affair

dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity

that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life

catchymemes:

chips1977:

Don’t touch my overnight oats boy

highgaydrama:

elizabeth swann and will turner were 21-22 when they got married and then cursed. they should’ve been at the club.